the textual siege.

i'm almost done grudgingly having the rest of my lunch, solely comprised of very mediocre sushi from the ntuc near my place.

i say 'grudgingly' because i went down for the express purpose of buying asparagus and some mushrooms to grill up for a simple lunch but to my shock, which thankfully has been cushioned by a lack of sleep which seems to have pervaded all my senses and dulled them, the entire ntuc seemed devoid of asparagus!

mushrooms...there was unnecessary abundance of variety

more cheena veggies like chye sim were aplenty too!!

what is this!!!

when i choose to opt out of having to order macd's or cook instant noodles, it's quite annoying to not find what i got out of my pj's for.

no wonder singaporeans are getting fatter, falling asleep and dying on their couches with the tvs blaring, surrounded by boxes that used to contain trans fatty acids that caused their demise, aka Big Macs and having part of their door knocked apart and be transported out in a grand piano box.

and you all know why those new mrts have bigger seats than the old ones right...?

that's right, it's to accomodate our expanding rears.